July 2012
Wyatt Cenac shaved his beard and I am SO into it.
No one: So how do you balance being a father and a husband with being an athlete?
Olympic diving, or "Buttz and Wienerz--A Pool...
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I wish New York City was the way Woody Allen and...
watching women's gymnastics makes me feel guilty
like i am watching someone else commit a heinous crime and I’m not doing anything about it
I feel so bad for gymnasts who don’t get in because this is their only chance
ain’t no 20 year old gymnasts at the olympics, they can’t come back next time.
Ugh, gymnastics.
Anonymous asked: What are your complicated feelings about women's gymnastics?
Complicated, complicated feelings about women's...
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Watchsusnom:
Hey guess what’s stuck in my head today
rebolging myself cause i’m vain as shit and spent most of my afternoon trying to get a good take of this
So how do I make a band, someone make a band
I play my voice kind of okay and also I play no other instruments
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WatchHey guess what’s stuck in my head today
sorry about sucking and the speakers not being able to handle loud things and also I’m bad at piano okay bye.
People who consistently show up in my OkCupid...
-My ex
Did you know I hate everyone?
casually perusing craigslist london for flats that...
Avatar is actually incredibly lame on any screen...
jesus christ
maybe it was lame the first time. but on this regular sized TV, holy shit there are no incredible visuals to distract me from how bad.
abhorred-pollution asked: LMFAO THE NOTES THO. (on the quotes post) omg everyone's dumb.
Great Quotes:
homemadeimmortality:
Shakespeare: “Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime. Napoleon: “The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people. Einstein: “I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it...
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adrians:
“shut up woman! get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich xD” the 21 year old meme blogger added to a teen girls text post for the 23rd time today. He leaned back in his chair, proud of his work, and took a break to wonder why he had never had a girlfriend.
FLEAS SUCK
My poor cat is quarantined in my bathroom until the vet’s meds kick in
And he is NOT happy about it.
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Listen, talented musicians
Fuck you
You all suck
But you’re so sexy when you play music.
I hate you.
Now get into my bed
FAT SUMMER 2012!!
questionable life decisions summer 2012 edition
Hook up with ALL the men over 25!
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“Perhaps, one day, you may want to come back. I shall wait for that day. I want...”
– Look Back In Anger by John Osborne
Louis CK is backing Daniel Tosh and his horrendous...
This is the saddest I have been in awhile.
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and fuck you too if you've ever parked in a...
you’re all the worst and I hate you! Whee!
HEY ABLE BODIED PEOPLE STOP PARKING IN HANDICAPPED...
YOU ALL SUCK AND I HATE YOU
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suburbs include: watching Doug with my dad and both crying over it
“two years ago I said I don’t want to write our breakup poem
…
my...”
– Andrea Gibson, Maybe I Need You
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WatchMy bird Tiki gets excited every time we play the Colbert Report
Notice the synchronization with the eagle call.
things that are really happening
one of my ex boyfriend’s best friends is going to ask my ex permission to drive several hours from the NYC area just to have kinky boneage with me.
is this a joke
