April 2012
Starbucks' bold roast is not bold enough for...
kill me.
maybe
maybe my digestive system is freaking out because i have eaten five pounds of onions in the last couple days
my digestive system has been attacking me for days...
CALM DOWN SELF
I know I can't be picky with the coffee I get for...
but the barista accidentally gave the me “blonde roast” and it’s literally the worst coffee I have ever had.
Packing up my stuff
A little less than a month early but I know by the time school ends I will be too tired to pack, plus I’ll be in NYC for a bit before I leave.
Hopefully when I unpack these things again it will be in the glorious apartment above the anarchist bookshop on south street.
what does it say about the age discrepancy in a relationship when I keep wanting to introduce my boyfriend to my professors/high school teachers cause I think they’d be bros?
things my body is doing
-face is breaking out unbelievably
-feeling lethargic
-having allergies
-hungry all the time
-New development as of this evening: shitting water out of my ass (this is my favorite)
Finals week is my favorite.
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which is better—eating food but being in a constant state of self loathing or not eating but being pretty forever
ok thanks bye
I hope my finals will like my stress acne
I grew it just for them
Kinky Questions, go! I have very little homework...
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (>,
36: What do you wear to bed?
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
fun fact
the landlord for the apartment i just put a deposit on owned Zipperhead
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tehblackbirdflies:
mariatatuada replied to your post: Remember when Anthony Weiner shit on our dreams?
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It's hard to be online while watching Futurama...
I don’t think a show has ever been as wonderful as this show.
i would give my left foot to be in Cromie’s show and I pass him on the street and he says “hey, I didn’t know you sing. Very well, too. Wow. Have a good day!”
Peed through all of the pants i own.
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“So today I wore the hat you knit me to BMI and they were all like “nice...”
– my boyfriend (emphasis on being surprised that he’s not gay cause so was/am I)
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The closest that facebook comes to tumblr is...
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nothing makes a girl wanna kill herself more than putting on pants that are now too small but i have to wear them anyway for a class
Watchceedling:
literally the best video i’ve ever seen ever and that is not an overstatement
Sondheim's lyrics are so all around incredible...
I am not even touching his music because it’s just too good
like
how is a person that good at music and lyrics alive?
my checkout at Superfresh:
30 cans of cat food
a pineapple
…oh god.
Rawtown 2.0
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cleaning my boyfriend's apartment for money
life could be worse
i apologize in advance to anyone who smells my...
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Ugh I don't want to have to give away my kitty...
Please someone take care of my cat for the summer. I will pay for EVERYTHING he needs and will make you all the cookies you desire. Please help.
I don’t wanna have to give him back to the shelter!
i have found the light and that light it raw almond butter dear god this is delicious.
this week (day) of raw vegan is making me wanna cry
I have never wanted pasta more in my entire life.
