March 2012
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Troy and Abed fighting makes me more upset than my...
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hey listen
“every time you speak her name does she know that you told me you’d hold me until you died, BUT YOU’RE STILL ALIVE”
and
“every time I scratch my nails down someone else’s back I hope you feel it. CAN YOU FEEL IT?!”
are probably some of the best angry break up lyrics EVER.
ever. really.
so apparently onions and garlic are good for you which is good because I eat absurd amounts of both
come kiss my stanky breath boys
What are birds? We just don't know.
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The Thirteenth Year (film)
quicksummary:
A kid finds out he was adopted. And also that he’s a mermaid.
Oh! Excuse me! Mer-man.
Can we all take a moment to acknowledge the fact that this film convinced 6-year old me that I was a mermaid?
Also it was INCREDIBLY awful and beautiful
I've seen at least four films with January Jones...
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I had a dream last night where my entire school participated in a student-written-and-produced musical about how much everybody hates me and how awful they think I am. They performed it throughout the school day whenever I was around.
It sounds funny but that shit was mad depressing.
Guess how my self-esteem’s been lately.
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No television show illustrates how shitty the...
Cat logic
“I want belly rubs!
But exactly two and a half.
Then I will attack”
I am so FUCKING sick of being taken advantage of...
nothing I fucking do is enough
and nothing I fucking do is appreciated
fuck fuck fuck mental breakdown time
help me tumblr
should I go to the store and get chips because I want them but regret it tomorrow
or should I…not?
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wow I was just called a “feminist dyke bitch” on OKCupid with no prior conversation.
Might be a time to quit this thing.
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“We are afraid that every American child will now look at every mature black...”
– Victor Ochen (of the African Youth Initiative Network), in a response to the KONY2012 video.
A screening of KONY2012 was shown to a group of... →
The Ugandans were so angry at the film and the filmmakers that they threw rocks at the screen, halting the screening.
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everything was beautiful today
except walking by the fish market
shit was rough in this heat
jpegartifacts:
Q. How do you pronounce Ayn Rand’s name? A. With a derisive snort.
yo, fuck Roseart
"My area of specialization is culinary law with a...
We’re writing lawyer bios for movement class. Thought I’d share.
I forget that if I buy snacks at my mom’s place I need to put my name on it.
My step brother will eat EVERY single thing I buy within a night.
I bought a box of oreos to take back to school, left for a couple days, came back and the box was in his room, empty.
Five buckaroonies and an entire box of oreos down the drain.
this weekend I got to visit SUNY Purchase
and be really glad I didn’t go there
it is the ugliest campus I have ever seen in my life.
It feels like a prison made of bricks and unfulfilled sex lives.
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My life's affliction is the fiction of Faust
fuck you Christopher Marlowe
nowaitninjas:
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
doop doop my boyfriend might have a song he arranged on next season of glee
we both hate glee but whatever
I’m pretty sure the people who act/write/work on glee hate it too.
