March 2012
I can't tell you how excited I am to have my awful...
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“The scientists by large know more liberal arts, than the science known by...”
– Neil DeGrasse Tyson. (via kiplacombe)
So, so important, my actor/artist colleagues. How can you accurately portray people and the world if you don’t know how either works?
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kitteh-neon:
I hope Rick Santorum gets a papercut right underneath his fingernail and doesn’t realize until after he’s cut some lemons.
I feel so guilty for wishing this on someone
but I do wish it on him
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The Vegg, the vegan egg, is now available to...
veganpizzafuckyeah:
THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY IS WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGES!
P.S. It’s available through Food Fight! Just sayin.’
rebeccaadele:
I want to make vegg-in-the-whole for my dad. That’s pretty much it.
ARE YOU EXCITED? TheVegg.com
let me have my insane nerd excitement.
February 2012
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everyone who isn't Olivia Munn already has that...
reason to live, kids.
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The amount of groin stretching we did in movement...
I think finally need to come to the conclusion that having a microplush blanket and a cat just doesn’t work.
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Hey, Superfresh
Thanks for having your cheap-ass store brand cat food actually have meat as the first ingredient, not corn.
I, my cat, and my wallet appreciate it.
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I always find it hard to take a person 100%...
I try, and I usually can come pretty close to taking them seriously
But sometimes it just comes down to “yeah that song you wrote is actually really beautiful but also I’ve touched your wiener so there’s that”
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my only regret in life is not having cable so that I can text back and forth with my dad about the daily show/colbert report while it airs
oh have i told you guys that my dad is pretty much the best
bottomshelfvodka:
firegang:
Meisner Activity: A wizard has turned me into a cat. There is a magic potion in the next room that will turn me back into a people, but the door locked. I have to unlock the door without any thumbs (because I am a cat) and turn back into a people in the next 10 minutes or my Dad will explode.
the ultimate meisner
remember when times were simpler and all you had...
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hey who wants to come over and give me a body massage
I’ll pay you in food and or more food.
this store bought butternut squash soup that i put a lot of seasoning salt into tastes a lot like what my very high brain remembers kraft macaroni and cheese’s cheese to taste like.
this has been.
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