Quick! should i paint my nails sunshiney yellowey...
Okay, I won’t tell you what to do but 1) don’t be like your brother...– My mother, on the topic of my ex
Really good slam poetry gives me goosebumps
It’s not just the poetry though. It’s the audience’s reactions. It’s the claps, the gasps, the silence, and “mmm”s, the shouts of assent, the shouts of support. It gives me chills. Literally, I get goosebumps up my arms.
How can we charge that it is vile and repulsive for pro-lifers to brandish vile...– Naomi Wolf (via liveforperfectlove) No, no no no no. Wrong. It is vile for them to victimize already hurting and vulnerable girls. And it is wrong for them to use FALSE INFORMATION. Consistently, pro-lifers miscredit images (showing images of fetuses with how far along they are incorrectly...
the feminism tag fills me with such bitter rage
I WISH I COULD SEND HOWLERS ON TUMBLR actually i wish i could….I don’t know but what i want to do is very violent oh my god people are so shitty
Dear Suzanne Collins
Everyone thinks I spell my name wrong because of you. I’ll never be able to google myself and actually find me, now. Some people I meet think I actually wrote The Hunger Games and am like that Eragon dude. The name looks better with an “s” anyways. Will it be really meta if I sit around reading The Hunger Games? Could you mail me a check addressed to you? I need money. ...
Leave unpopular opinions about anything in my ask...
luluthelustywench: :O ohmygod do it ooooo yes please
I have a feeling that whenever someone starts a sentence with “yeah, slaverly was bad and everything, but…” they are about to say something incredibly stupid
You remind me of the babe
Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so...
Oh what the hell: A-Z of Me
From Edman A - Age: 19 B - Bed size: Twin C - Chore you hate: Doing dishes—my hands get so dry! D - Dad’s name: Steve E - Essential start your day item: Coffee. So. Much. Coffee F - Favorite color: Green G - Gold or Silver: Silver H - Height: 5’3” I - Instruments you play(ed): My voice, and I’m teaching myself piano. J - Job title: Student/Actor K - Kids:...
Hungry Susanne: I hate everyone. You all suck. I have no patience for your bullshittery. Oh god please die, everyone, god please. I wish I could build one giant fist to punch everyone in the face at the same time. Full Susanne: I hate me but I love EVERYONE ELSE OMG RAINBOWS!
gimme your Words with Friends usernames, bitches. I wanna get my vocabulary on
whoopsie gained six pounds brb end of the world
chocolatecoveredsundries asked: Hi, I just wanted to tell you that your post on the crayon pic was hilarious. I laughed out loud. :)
Show me your teeth
I appreciate all the handicap jokes, campers!
So are any of my followers wedding planners who...
So i had to change shirts today after I got to...
weird thing is, that shirt was just washed, and at the house that doesn’t have the hamster.
lemuffinmistress asked: I find it really interesting and really telling that now that we've had a major Christian terrorist, everyone who was totally fine with (or at least quiet about) Muslims being lumped in with all Islamic extremists is now jumping all over themselves to say that religion doesn't matter and that religious based discrimination is wrong.
You’re singing at your cousin’s wedding. I was supposed to ask you...– My mom
Wat do when ex-plus invites you to meet his mom? What mean? Wat do?
Anonymous asked: muslims kill people, christians kill people, atheists kill people, let's not highlight the religion of ANY murderer and pretend like that's the issue. if you saw some post that said "boo fucking hoo it's just stating a fact muslims flew planes into the twin towers" you wouldn't react well. Muslims deserve a huge fucking "I'm Sorry" from America for the...
oh boo fucking hoo
i’m so sorry you fox news christians feel attacked because people are pointing out that the terrorist in Norway is a christian. poor you how dare we assault your religion like that, state a damn fact that someone who did a crime was christian oh but i forgot all muslims are evil because of the taliban
All I want to do is eat food in bed
but while I’m home for the summer my mom finds out she always finds out always and then I get things taken away what, am I five? let me eat my damn food while I go to sleep
ugh this routine is so kitschy
wow Gaga you look extra weird and entitled on tonight’s So You Think You Can Dance