July 2011
ten thirty and i'm fallin' asleep
please friday 3:30 come to me now
Something super weird
Is when I’m in my house and then my newish step brother brings home a bunch of friends and all of a sudden there are all these guys who were the year above me in high school with walking around my house while I’m in my pajamas.
Seriously its the weirdest fucking thing. And deeply unsettling.
“Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all...”
– Edgar Allan Poe (via historysaidwhat)
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“That’s why people need to continue to go to the town halls, continue to melt the...”
– Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN), arguing against the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, inadvertently making a pro-choice argument. (via stillexperience)
Oh my god, SO FUCKING PRICELESS.
(via angryfeminist)
THE IRONYYYYYYYYY DDDD-:
(via stfufauxminists)
Oh my GOD this is great. She wrote...
My life is the weirdest fucking soap opera bizarro...
Explaining my familial situation actually sounds like I made it up
June 2011
Sometimes my burps are so amazing I scare myself
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This nose whistler next to me is about to get...
Nose whistles make me want to kick puppies oh my god
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I'm losing my voice from yelling at these shitty...
Most are fine…but these two boys are a duo of evil. Little 13 year old shits whose parents buy them everything they want (apparently they get a new phone every month, and one of them told me his dad just bought him some new 300$ headphones, which he promptly left lying around everywhere he went), who spew offensive shit, take nothing seriously, are in love with themselves, and flat out...
So can part of the fat-acceptance movement NOT be...
Thanks
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The two men who live next door feed and name all...
There’s Big Daddy, Catherine, Angel, Rosie, and the kittens.
Once Catherine went missing and they were convinced a wolf got her. A wolf in a suburb of Philadelphia. They were really sad all day. Catherine showed up later that day. I guess it wasn’t a wolf after all.
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I love all the guys on OKC who say things like “That’s cool that you’re a feminist, I totally agree with all that stuff.”
Do you really?
Ugh my biggest fear in a relationship (well not BIGGEST, but it’s a big fear) is that the person I’m with will be all supportive and behind feminism and stuff to my face and then go behind my back and bash/make fun of...
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“I would swim 200 miles through shark infested waters with snooki on my back fist...”
– -Guy on OKCupid
+10 for creativity.
-100 for the lobster (my profile mentions my veganism in the opening statement…copy and paste message much?)
“There’s a starman waiting in the sky,
He’d like to come and meet us,
But he...”
– Carl Sagan (via historysaidwhat)
I just remembered I wrote the most special fucking snowflakey essay yeeeaaars back about how fucking special I was what with my love of video games AND makeup LOL aren’t I just the coolest fucking person you ever met
at this point seeing Michele Bachmann's face...
my dad pointed it out to me when she was on tv. it was on mute, we couldn’t even hear her hatefuck words and I didn’t even realize I was cringing.
the kids I work with say the shittiest heteronormative, slut-shaming, racist, cissexist, and other generally discriminatory things.
And I’m really not supposed to be political. Plus, they just find it fucking hilarious if I try and say something calm and simple. such as:
“HIS EARRING MAKES HIM LOOK LIKE REALLY GAY HAHAHAHAHAHA,” they say
“I would think that only him...
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Early teenage kids can just be the shittiest...
my first impression of one kid at the camp where I work: “Do we get lockers? CAN I GET NUMBER 69!? LOLOLOLOLOL”
only eight more weeks, woofuckinghoo
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for those bloggers waiting by the computer to hear...
it didn’t work out. I need to wait until the wisdom teeth holes heal completely i guess. it’s all pretty sad for a popcornphile like me
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cellophanebaby:
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Severely bored. Be...
powderpastthegenitals replied to your post: Mrs Bachmann, I would appreciate it if you didn’t touch the glass ceiling.
whats did she do now?
I mean nothing super recent, I just got into this brain place about how awful she is and how she says the shittiest things like (talking about muslims in France): “There is a movement afoot that’s occurring and part of that is whole...
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Mrs Bachmann, I would appreciate it if you didn't...
You’ll get your dirty fingerprints all over it and ruin it for all the nice people who don’t spew hate.
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I rarely am about violence
But since educated conversation would never get through to her, my only option to make myself feel better would be to punch Michele Bachmann in her bigoted fucking face. She stands on a campaign of hate.
part of your BLAAAARGHGHGHGHHHH
vondell-swain:
littleradge:
euphoric-feeling:
obliviously-mindful:
Well my life has suddenly and unexpectedly become Nigel Thornberry
i almost burned the popcorn and i spent about...
hey guys i’m susanne and i’m unhealthily obsessed with popcorn
frankensteinweekend:
hey so my holes from my wisdom teeth aren't...
but i fucking need popcorn okay plus it’s true blood so fuck it.
