May 2011
April 2011
It used to be that I was terrified of taking...
I think it speaks leaps and bounds to how I’ve grown as a person that I’m now like “BRING ON THE UGLY PICS YALL”
proof of my existence vol. 2: Looks Like Trump's... →
lefthandedlibra:
- “The dean looked over Barack’s transcript and college boards and then suggested in a kindly way that he apply to some less competitive colleges in addition to Columbia.”
- “There were no class rankings at his high school, but Barack never made honor roll even one term, unlike 110 boys in his class.”
- “His SAT scores were 566 for the verbal part and 640 for math. ...
40 year olds on OK Cupid propositioning me for sex is uncomfortable
I smell and I think I've gone crazy
OH HEY I AM CRUHZIE
"how to cite a food in MLA format" --my most...
I want to include this burrito in my bibliography. It’s pretty important to my paper and creative process after all
i would much rather it be pouring outside than...
it’s hard to dance in drizzles.
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Life
Me (running into class 1 to 5 minutes late with starbucks in hand): Sorry I'm late, I rushed here as quickly as I could!
Teacher: ......
When people say they're going to have a snack.
-horchata:
Them:
Me:
after about 10 PM this is 100% true plus more. Anyone who’s ever slept over at my place can vouch for me
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Alice Ripley's Youtube →
Wait really though she’s fucking crazy. it’s actually just a bunch of short videos of her face and her shadow. Oh my god
Alice Ripley sample Oh how I love this crazy
Someone on her facebook wall: So what do you think of glee?
Alice Friggin Ripley (caps and all): NOT FAMILIAR, UNLESS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FEELING I GET WHILE RIDING A ROLLER COASTER?
kegsandeggs replied to your post:so i spent the last few minutes perusing Alice Ripley’s facebook page (run by the lady herself)
REALLY THOUGH!! she is batshit crazy
It’s hilarious. She speaks entirely in capital letters and posts a bunch of pictures of her face that she took herself on her phone. And she says weird things. I fuckin love it. LOVE IT I SAY
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so i spent the last few minutes perusing Alice...
and i conclude without a doubt that doing the role of diana in Next to Normal for so long has made her actually crazy.
like….i think she’s lost it. It’s adorable and lovely but oh my
so i finally fall alseep
and i choke/cough/die myself awake
fuckin allergies
guess i gotta sleep sitting up partly so i don’t die
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WHAT IS SLEEP
is it a thing you can buy? can I buy this sleep? does it work like rollover minutes? Can I not use any sleep minutes now and then once school’s over I sleep for a week straight?
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lost my love?
it’s okay, I still had my love of theatre—the scene that I worked really hard on
oh. wait. nevermind
If anyone sees me putting actual passion and care into something, stop me because chances are I’ll be wasting my damn time, energy, and love, and I’ll end up upset
tmi tuesday
come on people, go ahead. ask. if you care dare
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now hiring
someone who will pretend to care about me
requirements—cannot be related to me, must pretend that I am worth more that a stain on your ceiling.
will pay with food, food, or more food. I’ll probably care about you too.
I need to do laundry but I have no time
But I also have no clean clothes. Like actually none. I packed up most of my clothes to move out already, so I can’t even resort to like wearing a dress.
I wore flip-flops today not because it’s warm but because I have no socks that don’t smell like satans ballsack.
Is it acceptable to wear a burlap sack and/or a snuggie to classes? No? Then I’m going nude
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anyone have some happy i could borrow?
I don’t need it for that long. I promise I’ll give it back soon.
brb drowing my angst in coffee and hand lotion.
re@l pain u guise.
I have this amazing friend
I have known him for a long time, and he’s been with me through thick and thin—always an incredible support.
I am so happy and proud when he is happy and comfortable in his own skin.
So today I am happy.
With all the stress around me, all of the things going on, I am bursting with pride for this wonderful man.
I love you SO much, Ryan.
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FUCK SLEEP
GET POPCORN
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I am going to be a damn mess in Acting Studio...
a. god. damn. mess.
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am i happy yet?
“You’re unreachable. Your whole act is a camouflage. But you are lucky,...”
– Germaine, from Steve Martin’s Picasso at the Lapin Agile
