October 2010
Anonymous asked: Can I cum between your tits and then lick it off? Would that be alright with you?
September 2010
I despise Survey of the Theatre Arts.
My teacher finds herself hilarious, is morbidly obese, and doesn’t like us to ask questions or have our own opinions. She goes off on tangents, doesn’t mate it clear what she wants from us, and always arrives late.
The class is endlessly boring, she doesn’t explain anything very well.
seriously, all 42 of my followers
Ask me sexual questions in my ask box. they’re fun. PLEASE
I just whipped out my beautiful, wonderful PC...
and I miss the shit out of this little fucker.
TRUTH IS
like this status and I will do absolutely nothing. Shut the fuck up, making up nice shit about people you don’t like, just trying to procrastinate and look popular on facebook.
cut it the fuck out.
My hamster, Snorlax, just stuffed an entire baby...
hasslethehoff asked: BBBYY IM SO GLAD EVERYTHING'S OK WITH UR BF AND ALL <333333
I got a hamster and I named it snorlax
No pets except fish are allowed in the dorms. I’m a fuckin rebel
abhorred-pollution asked: wait now i wanna know your biggest fear?
raging slutbag.
raging slutbag.
For the next 24 hours, I will admit all my...
ifyouwantbetterthings:
I love getting shit off my chest yo.
Not that any of yall really have anything to ask, but I like getting questions. :-D
SO ASK AWAY
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“My very limited knowledge of cheerleading is comprised entirely from films,...”
– A commenter on Jezebel
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Kaylee and Wash talk
Kaylee: Wash, am I pretty?
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: Cause you're pretty.
abhorred-pollution asked: idk if you ever saw this:
http://ifyouwantbetterthings.tumblr.com/post/1104175076/why-do-bad-things-happen-to-amazing-people
http://ifyouwantbetterthings.tumblr.com/post/1104175076/why-do-bad-things-happen-to-amazing-people
Dear Survey of the Theatre Arts prof
Irregardless IS NOT A WORD.
Love, Susanne
ifyouwantbetterthings replied to your post:My Acting Studio teacher was in Girl, Interrupted
WHAT THE FUCK? WHO DID SHE PLAY? OMG THAT’S MY FAVORITE GOD DAMN MOVIE
She played that one lady in the insane asylum who would randomly burst out and curse. She would hug Whoopi Goldburg’s character a lot. Kind of fat, middle aged.
My Acting Studio teacher was in Girl, Interrupted
true story.
Tommy Wiseau's "The Room" Soundboard →
“I feel like I”m in a weird porno right now”
– Bebe Sharp, my roomate, as an old plumber comes in to fix our sink and is very chatty about it.
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I don't know why I'm suddenly in a Buffy mood
But i do know that “The Body” is the most heart breaking hour of television ever made. Every time I watch it I sob through the whole thing.
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“I don’t understand! I don’t understand how this all happens. How we...”
– Anya, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (episode: The Body, s5)
Nicktoons, Mashed Potatos, Diet Coke and Tomato...
Life’s good. My belly’s expanding quickly. however, i’ll burp and pee most of it out.
DEAR WORLD
“gay” does not mean stupid.
by using it as such you are fueling the hate and descrimination of millions or homosexual kids all throughout the world.
Even if you don’t mean it in a negative way.
so shut the fuck up
don’t use the word “gay” unless you actually mean “homosexual” or “merry, jolly”
I keep having really mean urges to go around on...
just like super passive, quick remarks
“DC for the dayyyyyy”
comment: you misspelled “day”
“your my best friend 4evaaa”
comment: “you’re*”
“that’s so gayyyyy”
comment: “I didn’t know opinions had sexual orientations”
“sometimes your heart just breaks and nobody notices. I love you so much and...
I find most 13-16 year old girls insufferable, and...
“LIKE THIS STATUS AND I’LL TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YOU LOLZ”
“U GUYS I’M AT THE SHORE TEXTTTT ITTTTTTT <33333 (; LOLZ”
so much picnik
so many smilies
so many misspelled words
so many fucking camwhore pictures
somebody put an end to this
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DEAR WORLD....follow me?
I’ve got 36 loverly followers. If yalls is fans, spread the word of awkward, weirdly girly, zombie lovin, tits-less susanne.
9/11/01
Fourth grade.
called into an assembly
“there have been attacks on america. Attacks involving planes. Planes crashed.”
mom and dad were on a plane when the towers fell, going to Cleveland to see a specialist doctor for my mom’s illness at the time.
I thought they had crashed.
I didn’t hear from them til three days later. All the time I thought they were dead.
that...
