June 2010
Doctor does tests on pregnant women to try and... →
This is fucking insane.
Yes! Louis C.K's new show starts now!
If only Brian Regan had a show
ERIC NORTHMAN
<3
I want to be an alto SO BAD.
I wish there was a song for sporanos called “I wanna be an alto”
only me
I can go from singing the praises of The Human Centipede to singing the praises of the game PoohSticks in a second.
Sonnet 128
How oft when thou, my music, music play’st, Upon that blessed wood whose motion sounds With thy sweet fingers when thou gently sway’st The wiry concord that mine ear confounds, Do I envy those jacks that nimble leap, To kiss the tender inward of thy hand, Whilst my poor lips which should that harvest reap, At the wood’s boldness by thee blushing stand! To be so tickled, they would change their...
Are you out there?
Corporate parents, corporate towns I know every TV set that has them lit They preach that I should save the world They pray that I won’t do a better job of it Pray that I won’t do a better job So tonight I turned your station on just so I’d be understood Instead another voice said I was just too late And just no good…
Are you out there,
can you hear this?
Jimmy Olson,...
It's cool how my mom's a motherfucking psychopath.
FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
“And I dream of the moon and building lunar clone colonies. And I build my peace...”
– Dar Williams, The Great Unknown
There's pepperoni on my...
Cool
I'm looking at google street views of all the...
And i just started sobbing uncontrollably. Not in a bad way. Just crying. I don’t know why. I don’t know how.
I know I miss scotland.
I love her
Becca: Okay, Looking Good.
Becca: Speaking of, what's cookin good lookin?
Becca: Is what I would say if I were a rapist.
Good News Everyone!
The new Futurama episodes were fantastic!
NEW FUTURAMA
FUCK. YES.
Father Guido Sarducci on Colbert Report?
So. Much. Win.
fluorescentdepressantadolescent asked: In reference to your last question, since I don't know how to reply to a question on tumblr, yes. Brett from school, made new tumblr cuz my old one got messed up. I was trying to think of a new name the day you posted rock flag and eagle on my fb wall and i was like YES, that is my new name lol
fluorescentdepressantadolescent asked: hey, hey you, I just thought of a nickname for you ready *drummmmrolllll*
dr. sus
dr. sus
MOTHERFUCKING CLEMENTINES AT THREE-THIRTY AM
MOTHERFUCKING SOUP AT THREE AM
Hi new follower? Do I know you for real reals?
Halloween
Steve: I'm just gonna wear cutoff jeans and trim my mustache down thin and wear no shirt.
Me: and be...
Me: A hipster?
Steve: Rapist
I want to watch Labyrinth
Starring Jennifer Connelly and David Bowie’s crotch
Yerp
Me: I want a DNA double helix bracelet!
Bio teacher: Nerd!
Oh god, the dog episode of Futurama is on
Try not to cry….you can do it…try not to cry…. *BWAAHHHHHHHH SOB*
Eric Northman
is….OHGODOHGODILOVEHIM
“Haha. Twitter joke! See? Tosh isn’t the only one who knows the kids!”
– Jon Stewart
Lizard...am I standing in poop?
still need nail polish color/design suggestions
so far i’ve got turquoise with black zig zags. can you top it?
(i’ve got every color under the sun, so use your imagination)
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect...
New York City is too far away.
way, way too far.
I'm gonna clean my room
Here…I….Go!!!!
(i swear, I’ll do it. I will! I swear!)
New nail polish.
Need color/design suggestions. GO
aww Gorby went away
is was nice feeding you, Gorby the cat
