May 2010
Maybe this time I'll be lucky...maybe this time...
Pinch me. :)
time has passed but nothing is better. please dont...
I'm a fucked up person
And I want. So bad. SO BAD. SO BAD, I want just one kiss.
Also I want a puppy.
Facebook fan page: I'm The Girl. You're The Boy....
Several people (GIRLS) I know have joined this. Good to know our society has progressed and my gender isn’t made of fucktards. Note the biting sarcasm
I don't even care. I like the episode where John...
fuckyeahsnl:
mrgolightly:
I know I'm alone now
reginaholic:
I know what it tastes like.
ASK ME SHIT, HOS →
Hey there, pins and needles raindrop feeling in my...
it’s been awhile
poem that actually encompasses...
I feel HDFUSHLFUIJDSIFOGHDJIO
LAAALAAALAAALAAA
DOOO BEE DOOBEE DOO
SHOOP
SQUEAL
fhiughfiughdfig
*Giant idiotic grin*
trying to writepoetry about happy things is hard...
In order to get the things I want, it helps me to pretend I’m a figure in a...
– David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day
REBLOG IF you're tired of not knowing what to do.
bornconfused:
skin-n-bones
Thirty-two is still a goddamn number, Thirty-two...
Gonna make it count, gonna make it count
I am gonna marry this musical director so hard.
Neil Patrick Harris on Glee
that’s all.
This random vein is sticking its bitch ass out of...
I am not amused.
So I was thinking about just being like "fuck my...
xinfinitewallflowerx:
But then I though about what Margaret(my teacher) would do to me if I gave her this excuse tomorrow and I was like
There's an extremely attractive slightly awkward...
He can’t be more than early 20s. I’m going to marry him.
Mmmmmm my family...
…Is so fucked up….Fuck. This. Shit.
Dear Cary Elwes,
Stop being old and unattractive. Also stop being not young any more. It’s very upsetting.
So I'm offering to make my family dinner and...
We have NO food in the house, so I offer to pick up some ingredients at the store and come back and make a nice dinner. I ask if my brother or mom wants to go to the store to pick up a few things for dinner, they start shouting at me like i’m fucking selfish as shit and don’t give a damn. I’M OFFERING TO MAKE THEM DINNER. So now they’re probably gonna do shitty meat and...
while not as comforting as human hugs...
…i must say, pit bull (or other big dog) hugs are glorious.
I've got a pit bull cuddling with me
Life is Good
What the fuck is with all of these "inept girl is...
You’ve got Bounty (that movie with Gerry Butler), that movie with Tim Cruise and Cameron Diaz, and now Killers with Ashton and Heigl? Why so many when none of them were funny to begin with?
A friend of mine goes to Brown and she has a...
fuckyeahburrow:
padfootcullen:
danger-skies:
(via charliebartlett)
That’s the kind of thing I dream about doing.
thats the kind of thing i dream about seeing somebody do. omg, life would be made.
Lol. I can’t blame him. I don’t think I would’ve been able to resist the temptation either.
She needs to develop a sense of humor about this type of thing, that’s all I’m saying.
fuck, i...
I'm watching Harry Potter while coloring my Harry...
Don’t eve tell me I’m not spirited.